Birthday Calm the Fuck Down You’re Not THAT Old card

$ 5.50 

  • Birthday Calm the Fuck Down You’re Not THAT Old card
  • Birthday Calm the Fuck Down You’re Not THAT Old card
  • Birthday Calm the Fuck Down You’re Not THAT Old card
  • Birthday Calm the Fuck Down You’re Not THAT Old card

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Calm the fuck down.  You're not that old.

Seriously though...settle! We all know the friend freaking out about the big day. They need a friendly reminder for the day.

Each card is handmade with high quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in an eco plant-based cellophane sleeve.

[card size] 4.25 in x 5.5 in - A2
[envelope color] recycled kraft brown 
[envelope size] 4.375 in x 5.75 in - A2
[material] paper
[inside] blank

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