Anniversary Celebrate Giving Up Finding Anyone Better Than Me card

$ 5.50

Anniversary Favorite Thing to Do card

$ 5.50

Baby Don't Poop During Labor Baby card

$ 5.50

Baby Grow Up to be an Asshole card

$ 5.50

Birthday Age Better with Wine card

$ 5.50

Birthday Another Year Being Fucking Awesome card

$ 5.50

Birthday Better with Age Fucking Amazing card

$ 5.50

Birthday Cake Goes Straight to Boobs card

$ 5.50

Birthday Calm the Fuck Down You’re Not THAT Old card

$ 5.50

Birthday Celebrate the Day You Came Out of a Vagina card

$ 5.50

Birthday Dog Years Dead card

$ 5.50

Birthday Gift Joy of Friendship card

$ 5.50

Birthday Light that Shit Up card

$ 5.50

Birthday Naked and Screaming card

$ 5.50

Birthday Officially Old Ass Motherfucker card

$ 5.50

Birthday Old but at Least You're Not Ugly card

$ 5.50

Birthday Old Enough to Shit Pants card

$ 5.50

Birthday Old Wrinkly Nuts card

$ 5.50

Birthday Second Favorite Child card

$ 5.50

Birthday Sunshine and Rainbows and Shit Like That card

$ 5.50

Bridal Shower Engagement You'll Get Married, I'll Get Drunk card

$ 5.50

Cancer Dear Cancer Go Fuck Yourself card

$ 5.50

Empathy Encourage Life is Tough You’re Tougher card

$ 5.50

Encourage Congrats Doing a Great Fucking Job card

$ 5.50

Friendship Based on Alcohol and Sarcasm card

$ 5.50

Funny Penis No Reason card

$ 5.50

Funny Piggy Went Wee Wee Kegel Exercises card

$ 5.50

Get Well Fucking Faker card

$ 5.50

Get Well Sorry You're Sick Not Ugly card

$ 5.50

Graduation Shit Just Got Real card

$ 5.50

Home House New Neighbors Aren’t Assholes card

$ 5.50

Love Anniversary Would Be Just Fucked Without You card

$ 5.50