Anniversary Celebrate Giving Up Finding Anyone Better Than Me card

$ 5.50

Anniversary Favorite Thing to Do card

$ 5.50

Baby Don't Poop During Labor Baby card

$ 5.50

Baby Grow Up to be an Asshole card

$ 5.50

Birthday Another Year Being Fucking Awesome card

$ 5.50

Birthday Better with Age Fucking Amazing card

$ 5.50

Birthday Calm the Fuck Down You’re Not THAT Old card

$ 5.50

Birthday Celebrate the Day You Came Out of a Vagina card

$ 5.50

Birthday Gift Joy of Friendship card

$ 5.50

Birthday Old but at Least You're Not Ugly card

$ 5.50

Birthday Old Enough to Shit Pants card

$ 5.50

Birthday Old Wrinkly Nuts card

$ 5.50

Birthday Second Favorite Child card

$ 5.50

Cancer Dear Cancer Go Fuck Yourself card

$ 5.50

Coffee on the Bench Alcohol Suit Up card

$ 5.50

Friendship Based on Alcohol and Sarcasm card

$ 5.50

Get Well Fucking Faker card

$ 5.50

Home House New Neighbors Aren’t Assholes card

$ 5.50

Miss You I Miss the Shit Out of You card

$ 5.50

Miss You Things Are Shit Miss Your Face card

$ 5.50

Sympathy Just for Fun Maybe Swearing Will Help card

$ 5.50

Sympathy Perfect Card for Shitty Situation Does Not Exist card

$ 5.50

Thank You a Shit Ton card

$ 5.50

Thank You Thanks for Being Fucking Awesome card

$ 5.50

Wedding Stop Living in Sin Wedding card

$ 5.50