And this little piggy went wee wee wee all over the place because she’s old and didn’t do enough kegel exercises and now has a very weak pelvic floor.

Each card is handmade with high quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in an eco plant-based cellophane sleeve.

[card size] 4.25 in x 5.5 in - A2
[envelope color] recycled kraft brown
[envelope size] 4.375 in x 5.75 in - A2
[material] paper
[inside] blank