Wedding You Two Are the Shit card

$ 5.50

Baby Don't have a 12 Pounder card

$ 5.50

Baby Freaking Awesome Parents card

$ 5.50

Bridal Shower Engagement Wedding Shit Just Got Real card

$ 5.50

Love I Love Your Penis card

$ 5.50

Sympathy You're Pretty Things are Shit card

$ 5.50

Birthday One Wine Slut to Another card

$ 5.50

Birthday Everyday You Do You Llama card

$ 5.50

Thank You I’m Nice as Fuck card

$ 5.50

Get Well Fucking Faker card

$ 5.50

Cancer is an Asshole card

$ 5.50

Birthday Penis Breath card

$ 5.50

Encourage Life is Tough You’re Tougher card

$ 5.50

Bridal Shower Engagement You'll Get Married, I'll Get Drunk card

$ 5.50

Birthday Your Mom did all the Work card

$ 5.50

Anniversary I Actually Can Believe We’re Together because I’m Fucking Perfect card

$ 5.50

Birthday Spoonful of Tequila Helps the Birthday Go Down card

$ 5.50

Baby 9ish Months Sobriety card

$ 5.50

Thank You Not Sarcastic card

$ 5.50

Anniversary Truly Remarkable How Long You Tolerated Each Other card

$ 5.50

Fuck You Fucking Fuck card

$ 5.50

Graduation Easiest Part of Life card

$ 5.50

Get Well Sorry You're Sick Not Ugly card

$ 5.50

Thank You for Putting Up with My Shit card

$ 5.50

Birthday Belated Excuse Excessive Tardiness card

$ 5.50

Encourage Congrats Doing a Great Fucking Job card

$ 5.50

Birthday Redeem for Throat Punch card

$ 5.50

Love I Effin' Love You Card

$ 5.50

Home House Buying a House and Shit card

$ 5.50

Cancer Seriously Fuck Cancer card

$ 5.50

Birthday Least Like to Throat Punch card

$ 5.50

Birthday Happy Birthday Thundercock card

$ 5.50