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Thank You Thanks for Being Bad Ass card
Get Well Fucking Faker card
Birthday Your Mom did all the Work card
Baby Freaking Awesome Parents card
Love I Love Your Penis card
Birthday Everyday You Do You Llama card
Encourage Life is Tough You’re Tougher card
Thank You I’m Nice as Fuck card
Sympathy You're Pretty Things are Shit card
Bridal Shower Engagement Wedding Shit Just Got Real card
Birthday Penis Breath card
Wedding You Two Are the Shit card
Thank You Not Sarcastic card
Bridal Shower Engagement You'll Get Married, I'll Get Drunk card
Anniversary I Actually Can Believe We’re Together because I’m Fucking Perfect card
Cancer is an Asshole card
Baby 9ish Months Sobriety card
Birthday Spoonful of Tequila Helps the Birthday Go Down card
Get Well Sorry You're Sick Not Ugly card
Mother's Day I'm the Favorite card
Graduation Easiest Part of Life card
Thank You for Putting Up with My Shit card
Anniversary Truly Remarkable How Long You Tolerated Each Other card
Birthday Bake You a Moist Cake (TV’s New Girl)card
Encourage Congrats Doing a Great Fucking Job card
Fuck You Fucking Fuck card
Birthday Belated Excuse Excessive Tardiness card
Birthday Least Like to Throat Punch card
Birthday Redeem for Throat Punch card
Thank You You're the Shit card
Love I Effin' Love You Card