Holiday Candy Cane and Tinsel card

$ 5.50

Anniversary I Actually Can Believe We’re Together because I’m Fucking Perfect card

$ 5.50

Holiday Nothing for you Whore Christmas card

$ 5.50

Sympathy Just for Fun Maybe Swearing Will Help card

$ 5.50

Wedding You Two Are the Shit card

$ 5.50

Get Well Fucking Faker card

$ 5.50

Birthday Bake You a Moist Cake (TV’s New Girl)card

$ 5.50

Birthday Spoonful of Tequila Helps the Birthday Go Down card

$ 5.50

Birthday Penis Breath card

$ 5.50

Empathy Encourage Life is Tough You’re Tougher card

$ 5.50

Miss You I Look Good and You're Missing It card

$ 5.50

Thank You Thanks for Being Bad Ass card

$ 5.50

Holiday Fa La La card

$ 5.50

Birthday as Gay as You card

$ 5.50

Graduation Easiest Part of Life card

$ 5.50

Thank You I’m Nice as Fuck card

$ 5.50

Baby 9ish Months Sobriety Duck card

$ 5.50

Anniversary Truly Remarkable How Long You Tolerated Each Other card

$ 5.50

Holiday Shit Show card

$ 5.50

Thank You Not Sarcastic card

$ 5.50

Cancer is an Asshole card

$ 5.50

Love I Love Your Penis card

$ 5.50

Holiday Made it to the End of the Year card

$ 5.50

Sympathy You're Pretty Things are Shit card

$ 5.50

Get Well Sorry You're Sick Not Ugly card

$ 5.50

Thank You for Putting Up with My Shit card

$ 5.50

Holiday Christmas Gift is Friendship card

$ 5.50

Birthday Least Like to Throat Punch card

$ 5.50

Encourage Congrats Doing a Great Fucking Job card

$ 5.50

Wedding Anniversary Together for Fucking Ever card

$ 5.50

Home House Buying a House and Shit card

$ 5.50

Baby Shit Just Got Real card

$ 5.50