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Wedding You Two Are the Shit card
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Baby Don't have a 12 Pounder card
Baby Freaking Awesome Parents card
Bridal Shower Engagement Wedding Shit Just Got Real card
Love I Love Your Penis card
Sympathy You're Pretty Things are Shit card
Birthday One Wine Slut to Another card
Birthday Everyday You Do You Llama card
Thank You I’m Nice as Fuck card
Get Well Fucking Faker card
Cancer is an Asshole card
Birthday Penis Breath card
Encourage Life is Tough You’re Tougher card
Bridal Shower Engagement You'll Get Married, I'll Get Drunk card
Birthday Your Mom did all the Work card
Anniversary I Actually Can Believe We’re Together because I’m Fucking Perfect card
Birthday Spoonful of Tequila Helps the Birthday Go Down card
Baby 9ish Months Sobriety card
Thank You Not Sarcastic card
Anniversary Truly Remarkable How Long You Tolerated Each Other card
Fuck You Fucking Fuck card
Graduation Easiest Part of Life card
Get Well Sorry You're Sick Not Ugly card
Thank You for Putting Up with My Shit card
Birthday Belated Excuse Excessive Tardiness card
Encourage Congrats Doing a Great Fucking Job card
Birthday Redeem for Throat Punch card
Love I Effin' Love You Card
Home House Buying a House and Shit card
Cancer Seriously Fuck Cancer card
Birthday Least Like to Throat Punch card
Birthday Happy Birthday Thundercock card