Birthday You Old Bitch card

$ 5.50

Thank You a Shit Ton card

$ 5.50

Birthday Your Mom did all the Work card

$ 5.50

Birthday December Sucks to be You card

$ 5.50

Birthday for the Elderly card

$ 5.50

Birthday One Fabulous Bitch unicorn card

$ 5.50

Birthday I Give a Shit About card

$ 5.50

Birthday Fancy Pants Flamingo card

$ 5.50

Birthday Everyday You Do You Llama card

$ 5.50

Coffee on the Bench Alcohol Suit Up card

$ 5.50

Fun Life is Short Smell Buttholes Dog card

$ 5.50

Birthday Got my Shit Together card

$ 5.50

Thank You Thanks for Being Fucking Awesome card

$ 5.50

Cancer Dear Cancer Go Fuck Yourself card

$ 5.50

Birthday Bake You a Moist Cake (TV’s New Girl)card

$ 5.50

Birthday Wine Aging with Grace Shit Ton of Alcohol card

$ 5.50

Baby Grow Up to be an Asshole card

$ 5.50

Birthday Wine Helps Classy People Shit Faced card

$ 5.50

Baby Freaking Awesome Parents card

$ 5.50

Baby Don't have a 12 Pounder card

$ 5.50

Run With Scissors Funny card

$ 5.50

Birthday Spoonful of Tequila Helps the Birthday Go Down card

$ 5.50

Empathy Encourage Life is Tough You’re Tougher card

$ 5.50

Holiday Nothing for you Whore Christmas card

$ 5.50

Love I Love You Lucky SOB card

$ 5.50

Birthday One Wine Slut to Another card

$ 5.50

Thank You Not Sarcastic card

$ 5.50

Bridal Shower Engagement You'll Get Married, I'll Get Drunk card

$ 5.50

Birthday Penis Breath card

$ 5.50

Sympathy Just for Fun Maybe Swearing Will Help card

$ 5.50

Thank You Thanks for Being Bad Ass card

$ 5.50

Wedding You Two Are the Shit card

$ 5.50