Covid Quarantine Edition Wipe Your Ass Toilet card

$ 4.00 was $ 5.50

  • Covid Quarantine Edition Wipe Your Ass Toilet card
  • Covid Quarantine Edition Wipe Your Ass Toilet card
  • Covid Quarantine Edition Wipe Your Ass Toilet card

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I will it take offense if you need to use this card to wipe your ass  

It’s a joke. This card is NOT made of soft tissue. This will not feel good.

Each card is handmade with high quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in an eco plant-based cellophane sleeve.

[card size] 4.25 in x 5.5 in - A2
[envelope color] recycled kraft brown
[envelope size] 4.375 in x 5.75 in - A2
[material] paper
[inside] blank

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