Birthday Old Enough to Shit Pants card

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Birthday Gift Joy of Friendship card

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Birthday Celebrate the Day You Came Out of a Vagina card

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Sympathy Perfect Card for Shitty Situation Does Not Exist card

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Birthday Dog Years Dead card

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Birthday Another Year Being Fucking Awesome card

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Birthday Old but at Least You're Not Ugly card

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Birthday Calm the Fuck Down You’re Not THAT Old card

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Birthday Old Wrinkly Nuts card

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Baby Don't Poop During Labor Baby card

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Birthday Better with Age Fucking Amazing card

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Birthday Second Favorite Child card

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Birthday Sunshine and Rainbows and Shit Like That card

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Birthday Light that Shit Up card

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Anniversary Favorite Thing to Do card

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Birthday You're Fuckin' Old Dino card

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Birthday Officially Old Ass Motherfucker card

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Anniversary Celebrate Giving Up Finding Anyone Better Than Me card

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Thank You a Shit Ton card

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Birthday Death has Never Been Closer Skull card

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Birthday Wine Helps Classy People Shit Faced card

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Birthday Don’t Grow Up Getting Older is a Trick Tree card

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Birthday Blah Blah Shots card

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Birthday Fucking Donut Sprinkles on Top card

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Thank You Thanks for Being Fucking Awesome card

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Birthday Naked and Screaming card

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Birthday You Old Bitch card

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Wedding Stop Living in Sin Wedding card

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Birthday Cake and Vodka is the Answer card

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Birthday Oh Shit You're Old

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Love I Fucking Love Your Face card

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Friendship Based on Alcohol and Sarcasm card

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