Anniversary Best Wife I’ve Had So Far card

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Anniversary Celebrate Giving Up Finding Anyone Better Than Me card

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Anniversary Favorite Thing to Do card

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Anniversary Go Together Like a Glass of Wine and a Second Glass card

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Anniversary I Actually Can Believe We’re Together because I’m Fucking Perfect card

$ 5.50

Anniversary Love Never Watch Show Without You card

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Anniversary Still Lovebirds Gross card

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Anniversary Truly Remarkable How Long You Tolerated Each Other card

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Baby 9ish Months Sobriety card

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Baby Don't have a 12 Pounder card

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Baby Don't Poop During Labor Baby card

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Baby Freaking Awesome Parents card

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Baby Grow Up to be an Asshole card

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Baby Happy Adoption card

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Baby Infertility Bad Ass Shots IVF card

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Baby Infertility Sucks Ass IVF card

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Baby Shit Just Got Real card

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Baby Surrogate Thank You Surrogacy card

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Birthday Age Better with Wine card

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Birthday Age is Just a Number 69 card

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Birthday Another Year Being Fucking Awesome card

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Birthday as Gay as You card

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Birthday Beautiful Inside and Out card

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Birthday Better with Age Fucking Amazing card

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Birthday Cake and Vodka is the Answer card

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Birthday Cake. I Fucking Love Cake card

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Birthday Calm the Fuck Down You’re Not THAT Old card

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Birthday Car Driving Gets Sketchy card

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$ 5.50